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B TOWN

2012-02-10T13:40:00.004Z

SEX MONEY BABIES ?

2012-02-10T11:17:00.003Z

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

2012-02-02T01:25:00.000Z

This guy should have won a prize.

WINNER! NEW SMBOZAK TV!

2012-02-02T01:07:00.001Z

SMB RADIO FOOLS!!

Featuring Stig.

THE 90'S ARE BACK, GET TO KNOW.... AGAIN

2012-01-31T17:04:00.003Z

The 90's R'n'B superstars are making a comeback. Strap on your high-tops, go get a fade and leap into your shellsuit. You should be hype about this, the 90's was too nang, as was the music. Check the following article HERE for a more in-depth take on the renaissance...

THE FUTURE

2012-01-19T15:55:00.004Z

SMBOZAK TV

2012-01-18T13:37:00.001Z

NEW SHIT! NEW SHIT! NEW SHIT!

2012-01-18T02:12:00.000Z

..... 2012

2012-01-12T16:17:00.003Z

INSIDE MY HEAD IT GOES...

2012-01-06T01:34:00.001Z

Realising that you've actually shit your pants a little bit on the dancefloor, trying to hit that last big note. This one goes out to all my hungover in-debt regret filled headache having motherfuckers... OOH!

twoyoutubevideosandamotherfuckingcrossfader

2012-01-01T16:59:00.000Z

http://twoyoutubevideosandamotherfuckingcrossfader.com/

100%

2011-12-27T21:25:00.003Z

STUPID MASSIVE BLOCKBUSTER

2011-12-22T17:20:00.002Z

smb vs l4l - PEN SHANK

2011-12-22T17:08:00.004Z

Our friend Ed Cox showing Dike how to practice knife fights in the safety of your own kitchen with board markers, 36 to 27 , dike got merked

BRAND NEW BOZAK

2011-12-20T23:39:00.002Z

IN YOUR FUCKING FACES PEOPLE. Check the new SMB radio fiesta right here. Either listen to this or shit your pants and faint. Your choice.

CLICK RIGHT HERE.

Scary Malicious Balloons

2011-12-19T15:27:00.002Z

ANTISOCIAL the message

2011-12-16T15:14:00.001Z

SMBOZAK EPISODE 3!

2011-12-13T17:44:00.000Z

GANG

2011-12-13T00:33:00.000Z

SMBOZAK EPISODE 2!

2011-12-07T02:42:00.007Z

S M BOZAK (SMB RADIO) 6th Dec

BACK AGAIN. DON'T BE SCURRED!

THIS IS GRAFFITI

2011-12-02T11:51:00.001Z

Hold the onions !

2011-12-01T00:22:00.000Z

The New Euro

2011-11-30T10:47:00.004Z

S M B OZAK EPISODE 1

2011-11-29T00:48:00.001Z

S M B OZAK EPISODE 1 by SMB Radio
IT'S FINALY HERE!!!!! BOZACK RADIO!!! MR. AVOCADO AND BOZACK BRING YOU THE BREAKS, FUNK, HIP HOP, SOUL, AND CONVERSATIONAL IDIOCY YOU NEED. THIS MANS RECORD COLLECTION IS AMAZING, A SAMPLERS DREAM, SOMETHING TO BEHOLD. NOW YOU CAN LISTEN TO HIM AND AN IDIOT PLAY IT TO YOU. HOPEFU;;Y EVERY WEEK!!!! POW!!!!

When the groupies weren't so fine

2011-11-28T15:30:00.001Z

STOP UK HIP HOP BOSH SAYS ?

2011-11-28T15:26:00.001Z

REBLOG.

2011-11-26T01:21:00.000Z

As featured in Benny M is a grass...

49. Mark Corrigan

The guy from peep show. self explanatory.

GUESS WHO'S BACK...

2011-11-26T01:16:00.000Z

BEEF

2011-11-23T02:52:00.002Z

yeah !

2011-11-21T16:14:00.001Z

stickman on crack.flv

2011-11-19T05:07:00.000Z

An amazing story.

Ignored Prayers: This Guy is Epic.

2011-11-17T16:22:00.000Z

Ignored Prayers: This Guy is Epic.

CHOCK LOVES HER CUNT!!!

2011-11-17T13:19:00.002Z

Filthy Rotten Scoundrel

2011-11-17T12:51:00.002Z

GO ON MY SON!!!

2011-11-17T12:04:00.001Z

GLASGOW

2011-11-13T12:00:00.000Z

LOUNGING

2011-11-11T03:14:00.001Z

AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A PISSING PIEDO.

2011-11-10T09:51:00.001Z

POSSE CUT!!!

2011-11-09T18:52:00.001Z

Benny M is a grass

2011-11-04T13:11:00.000Z

Benny M is a cross between the bestest friend you ever had, and a total fucking retard you want to beat and molest in the mental home cos he makes your life feel like one big never ending raw coke wank.

I was searching through my inbox the other day and found one of the best lists ever made, it was only half the list though, of Benny M's nicknames; complete with a reason as to why he got the name (to support the realness).

I wish this group was still alive as it was updated all the time and was jokes, but Benny M grassed me up to fassbook. FOWL.

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Here is the definitive list

1. MARTIN, or THE MARTIN

2. BENNY M

3. MUSTARD
?

4. The Cat
He moves so fast.
The cat was an early version of the sloth but with more sarcasm

5. SLOTHY
Has been around for millions of years. its due to Ben's general pain
staking slowness in everything he does. bless him.

6. Benny Vegan
He loves his vegan cusine.

7. Big, bad, BMXing, BarHill Ben with a broken leg
This has to be the first from about '99 I think when he broke his leg
playing football. Probably the old war wound that sets off 'Dry shin'
these days.

8. Old Man
David reid likes to call me Old Man, due to me being a few years older
than him, its not very funny now, and of course gets less relevant
over time. (David do the maths, you're meant to be a professional
poker player/part time kid's party bouncer)

9. Grandad
(see above)

10. Nice-Ben-Cambs

11. kushtafari
This one was inspired by kushty's rastafarian roots

12. Long John Ben
Me and a mate were in the pub with Benny M the other day when he
rolled up his jeans to reveal a pair of long johns he was wearing of
course it ended in yet another nickname...."

13. Bar Hill's finest export
(tesco, barhill show above)

14. Dry shin
Dry shin was exactly what it sounds like from working a new job in a
workshop with no heating and standing on a cold floor, something that
lasted a week but will be forever recorded on here and in their
drinking rants

15. Shin Rot
After the destuteness of "dry shin" setting in the calpable effects of
"shinrot" have now set in and big lenny from the pots lower leg has
now got to be amputated.

16. Apple Neck
Due to my adams apple , i had no problem with him calling me this as
he was openly known as micro penis (massa)

17. Tight Throat
This came about as one day we were in the pub and it came to light
poor benny took a long time to drink his drinkies. Always one to
explain himself logically out of a situation, he suggested he had some
skin flaps in his throat thus making it hard for the liquid to pass
through his throat passage. This great nickname also gave birth to
SKIN FLAP.

18. Skin Flap
(see above) Also relating to his emense snoring and Ben's explanations
for the loudness.

19. Bin Shoes Ben
On account of wearing shoes he found in a bin.

20. Lentil Emmy
Ben has recently accquired a massive taste and hunger for lentils and
he is mental, obviously.

21. Lenny M
(see above)

22. Lennard
(see above)

23. Big Lenny from the pot
(see above)

24. Benny Mental
He's mental

25. Mini Mart
?

26. Benny Strudel
Ben loves his cooking. So much infact it takes him well over 6 hours
to cook and prepare any meal. He doesn't mind that though and will
take hours to explain on the telephone about what he is cooking up. No
it's not crack kids, its big desert time, the strudel took benny to
the next level in culinary cuisine. I was impressed, bored and
overwhelmed with joy all at the same time.

27. Benny Big Claw or just the Claw
A nickname that came from his Slothy roots, as they have big claws.
It's the manner in which benny strudel gets his mack on too, with his
big claw. watch out ladies....

28. Friar Kush
When Ben got a hair cut. It was a stunning bowl cut with fringe and
everything, like friar tucks. I've uploaded a photo to illustrate this
great moment in lenny's barnet history.

29. Stu the (gay) goth
?

30. Benny Big Toe
Ben came to carnival last year, well the tried. He made it as far as
euston train station and stubbed his toe on the esculator. Anne got
him a cup of ice water to him to bathe it in.
He never made it to carnival because of his injury.
A big issue seller with elephantitus asked ben if he wanted a big
issue - this guy was working and illustrated the hilarity of the
moment superbly.

31. Lenny L plates
Ben has officially anounced he is learning to drive. As his recent
nickname, Lenny is sticking well around public houses this instantly
coined his latest name. Lenny L plates or L plate Lenny. Watch out on
road motherfuckers.

32. Shin-Bad
Ben got dry shins recently, he rubs sudocream on them to sooth this problem.

33. Doc Martin
Ben has been moaning a lot as there are things wrong with him and kept
having to goto the doctors.
some of his trainers look like the classic boots too.

34. Lenny Luggage
There was a period recently over the summer where ben felt it
neccecary to lug around a huge bag like a backpacker.. to bars,
resturants, whatever, the luggage came with him.

35, Lenny Tripod
One night in the B bar lenny had his luggage on, we were intreeged as
to what was in it. turned out it was a huge tripod, he took a photo of
us all and spent about half an hour to set it up.

36. Multi Map Martin
Ever taken a Car ride with mart? No need for a map, he knows.

37. Benny M&S
benny purchaced a new jumper which he donned at the beer festival. it
was stripey and real tight, to show off his masculine figure. We all
agreed it was an M&S jobby....

38. Semi Martin
Ben aquired what he thought were Viargra, turned out they were
'seagra'... the name suggests the rest!

39. Benny MJ
Came about due to the recent parting of MJ at the same time ben had a
nose job. Both legends in their own right, mj now lives on through his
nose.

40. Benny The Conqueror
This relates to events that occured on Friday 13th February 2009 - a
date im sure Ben, Peter, Gav, Jamie and Jon will never forget...

41. Penny M
'coined' on xmas eve. I cant really remember why, i think he wanted
some money. poor lennard.

42. Skeletor
Ben has had beef with He Man for centuries and as we all know, Bar
Hill is the castle of greyskull. He is quite skeletor like too.

43 . Benne Fresh
In Bournemuth Benjammitto would always offer to cook some fresh pasta
with a stir in sauce whenever you went round his pit, a quick and easy
meal that he managed to take over an hour to make.

44. Ich bin eine Benliner
Ben has tried to pretend he is a German for a little while now. The
Germans think that Benny Bop ist one crazy guy.

45. B.O.B (Benny Organic Bidet)
I think he was in Hip Hop Kempf and was parnoid that a fart had turned
into a shart and he had made a mess on himself, so standing on a hill,
in the rain,decided to give himself an organic bidet wit the lords
sweet raindrops.

46. Benny Bedit
Was an absolute winner, he gave us a detailed account of scrubbing
himself with some birch twigs...what a hero!

47. Bennie Lennox
why? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk4lCXt7JKo

48. Benny Rambler
Ben discussed how you could in fact walk to dry drayton, madingly and
even cambridge if you had the stamina on paths and country roads
rather than the A14.

49. Mark Corrigan
The guy from peep show. self explanatory.

50. Lenny Lederhosen
Ben is learning German; His reasons are no doubt sleaze and filth related.

51. Benny Normal

52. Ballpoint Ben.
On Friday night Ben was able to produce a ballpoint pen from deep
amongst the treasures buried in his pocket, when required to fill out
a voucher for free entry to the Fez club. Time was of the essence as
the vouchers were within minutes of expiry, and by equipping himself
with a pen before setting out that night, Ben's forward thinking saved
the day and made him a hero

Erm...

2011-11-04T13:01:00.000Z

WILSON!!!!!!!

2011-11-03T23:29:00.001Z

Make a gif

BIEB'S GOT BARS

2011-11-03T13:19:00.006Z

It's been quite an eventful week for lil' ol' Justin Beiber. Firstly, it would seem that his balls have finally dropped! To further ram-home this point Bieb's is currently facing claims from a disgruntled female fan that he is in fact the father of her new-born baby. She says that earlier this year Bieb's raw-dogged her backstage at a concert in L.A, causing her to fall preggers. However, Bieb's strongly denies the claims. It is not all doom and gloom for the teen-dad though, as it appears that the little shit can kick free's with the best of 'em...

JIMMY DANGER GOING IN!!!!!

2011-11-02T23:07:00.000Z

FUCKING BATTYS.

2011-11-02T19:27:00.001Z

Animation maker

IT'S LIKE TOTALLY THE NEW THING YEAH?

2011-11-02T12:47:00.000Z

Nature's Greatest Mystery.

2011-11-01T23:01:00.000Z

ICE CUBE...

2011-10-31T13:47:00.000Z

Just a day in the life of...

2011-10-28T00:26:00.000+01:00

Stan Dudley.

SILENT MIDNIGHT BOOM BAP

2011-10-21T12:52:00.003+01:00

NO COMMENT, NOT GUILTY

2011-10-14T04:47:00.000+01:00

I've found myself frustratingly ranting to friends and acquaintances not to say shit to police, or in an interview, or admit guilt in court if there is no evidence. This video is worth a watch if you plan to doing such loon-icy. I know it's american but the same applies to the UK.

Hush your lip yeah.

9 More reasons to hate shordich twats

2011-10-12T12:46:00.002+01:00

Like we need any more.

HERE

BIG TRACK!!!

2011-10-12T12:25:00.000+01:00

LAST NIGHT CHANGED IT AAALL!!

2011-10-11T15:35:00.005+01:00

SLICK RICK THE RULER

2011-10-06T19:28:00.002+01:00

Lecture: Slick Rick (World Tour 2011) from Red Bull Music Academy on Vimeo.

You can divide storytelling in hip hop into two eras – before Slick Rick and after Slick Rick. A UK ex-pat who moved to the Bronx as a pre-teen, Ricky Walters’ narrative-weaving artistry has influenced whole generations of MCs, from Ghostface Killah to Andre 3000. In this video he sits down with ego trip's Chairman Mao to discuss his classic '88 debut album, 'The Great Adventures Of Slick Rick', as part of the Red Bull Music Academy World Tour's NYC stop, 'Five Out Of Five'.

NIG EL SKAGEO

2011-10-04T11:30:00.002+01:00

PERVERT OF THE YEAR

2011-09-26T11:06:00.000+01:00

Introducing Luke Chrisco!

I'd love to get absolutely SHIT FACED with this legend. Peep game bitches....

BOULDER, Colo. -- The man dubbed the "Porta-Potty Peeper" says he spied on at least 200 women in Boulder and hundreds more across the U.S. and Europe. Luke Chrisco was arrested Thursday in Vail for hiding out in a portable toilet in Boulder to watch women at a yoga festival. "I am like a hunter, a man watching a bird, " Chrisco told FOX31's Jim Hooley in an interview at the Eagle County Detention where he is being held after his arrest this week. "I would see women on the street and just bow down to them, " Chrisco said. He says his favorite places to peep were restaurants in downtown Boulder and along the Pearl Street Mall. "I would go into stalls that were dark, away from cameras," the 30-year-old admitted. Chrisco says one of his favorite places was the women's restroom at the Boulder Target. "I'm a young guy, I don't look threatening. I would come out of the women's room and someone would say 'what are you doing?' and I would just walk away." Chrisco has shared his list of places he peeped with Boulder Police. Detectives have visited the businesses, warning them of possible peepholes. "Our detectives have found peepholes. We don't know whether Chrisco drilled them or if they were existing peepholes," Kim Kobel from Boulder Police explained. Chrisco is being held in Eagle County on a $1,000 bond. He faces charges of unlawful sexual contact.

FOR EVEN MORE INSIGHT INTO THE GENIUS THAT IS LUKE CHRISCO CHECK OUT THIS RADIO INTERVIEW WITH THE MAN HIMSELF BY CLICKING HERE!

NEW SHIT

2011-09-22T14:04:00.001+01:00

BARS

2011-09-20T16:38:00.001+01:00

The Dev Show Pt. 1

2011-09-17T03:17:00.000+01:00

Officially Fat G.

YES!!

2011-09-14T23:20:00.002+01:00

NAS IS WRITING A BOOK.

2011-09-14T17:21:00.004+01:00

OR MEMOIRS TO BE MORE PRECISE. WILL PROBABLY BE A GOOD READ BUT IS STILL PRETTY GAY.

CLICK

WTF Ice Cube

2011-09-14T15:43:00.000+01:00

B L A T A N T L Y.

2011-09-14T11:27:00.007+01:00

CLICK

2011-09-14T10:42:00.001+01:00

MURDA MAGNET - INC AND HYPEMAN SAGE (PROD BY MADMAN SPEAKZ)

2011-09-13T11:42:00.000+01:00

THE FUTURE

2011-09-12T21:35:00.002+01:00

BACK FROM THE PAST.

3 BANGERS

2011-09-10T13:15:00.001+01:00

M O W G L I

2011-09-09T10:26:00.001+01:00

Is a complete and utter G. No lefts, downs, ups, rights or sidewayses about it. You couldn't put this guy out with a water cannon.

RIOT STYLE.

TODAY I WILL MOSTLY BE GUNNING MOS DEF.

2011-09-08T18:06:00.003+01:00

H A R D.

SMB WORLD FIRST

2011-09-08T14:38:00.004+01:00

It is with great pleasure that I can announce one of the SMB famalama has only gone and macked the 100,000+ youtube views!! While Rydem's school disco mix sits on 99,987 views and Ed Scissor's yoga video sits at about 95 thou, Dirty Dike's 'Hi I'm James' is an official six figurer.

FUCK YES. I KNOW YOU LIKE TO PLAY IT COOL AND SHIT JAMES BUT I AM PROUD OF YOU MAN.

I ♥ POP

2011-09-06T14:15:00.000+01:00

FUCKPIG SLOSHPOTS

2011-09-05T22:56:00.003+01:00

Yeah i went and said it, and you love it. And fuck you if you say im wrong coz ive met you. If you seen it, say it. Thats what i say, and i see it all the time.

http://dirtydikeexclusives.bandcamp.com/track/fuckpig-sloshpots-2

Rest In Pieces.

2011-09-05T01:50:00.000+01:00

Well... The blogs had a Big Tamming. Looking all smokey like. Old Vanny's been scrapped. Probably getting pulled to pieces buy a spanner monkey as we speak. But not before delivering her final par of a DVLA clamping. Road Tax is for gaylords. Anyway, I have next to nothing to report - apart from terrifying void where all my money should be. And for no reason other than the fact it's fucking wicked...

ARGUABLY...

2011-09-03T18:09:00.002+01:00

THE BEST FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE SORRY LIFE.

THIS OR SISTER ACT 2.

Summers been mad.

2011-09-02T17:34:00.002+01:00

FUCK!! All kinds of dope shit got done this summer. We always fuck off for a bit and do some festivals or whatever, but this year got double fisted with boxing gloves by the SMB gang. Went to France on some scooby doo shit in our gang wagon, did a fuck load of shows in some odd locations and some normal ones. Slept in an abandoned church, stole a dog...blah blah...we did that before tho in Croatia when Bosh stole a black labrador, named it rocky and wrote SMB on it with tooth paste.

As all the other CP members have normal lives with cars, sport, jobs and ipads, alot of these weird events were only attended by me and baxter, and of course this years latest edition to the force DJ SAMMY B. Mainly because we dont care about our future and just want to show off with mics and stages till someone kills us, but also coz we DEDICATED YO!!! Im not sure how long i been doing this now, i guess about 6 years is all (and im better than you), but this year has been a grower.

With the support of that long haired dinosaur of madman Chris SIKA we done a whole bunch of UK festivals on the SIKA STUDIOS stage, which mainly consisted of us not sleeping for 4 days and taking acid, then rinsing some of the best shows known to uk hip hop whilst wilding and imaginary friend we'd created out of any reachable rubbish in the time available. BANGING! WHO DOES THAT!!!

Me and Baxter went to Wales a few times.......JESUS. I discovered they do gas up their noses and name items after the noises they make. The women are stupid and the blokes get fucked up.

We stayed in the Hilton in Glasgow after playing a mental gig, first stage diving from the CP history books if im not mistaken. Baxter dived head first into a screaming pit of boys, bit gay but whatever. I guess the birds arms are to skinny to hold him up coz man is overly hench this yeeeeeeeeear. Got to say a massive SAFE to Alana (best promoter yet) for being, well... the best promoter yet.

We must of made 4 videos this year too, never thought id enjoy making a video, turns out its a fucking good way to spend your day. I seen baxter in a bin, i thrown a pork pie at pigeon, watched Fliptrix fall to his hands and knees and rub water melon all in his face at old street station, Scissor tongue took a whole bag of pop corn to the face, and i stood about ironing 5 pound notes in my pants. This will all make sense on the release of Fliptrix's new video coming soon.

HIGH FOCUS has obviously smashed the living emotion out of the granny before smashing the granny out of the UK hip hop scene this year. Thank god Fliptrix did something before we all ended up with smack addictions and no purpose in life (well, me and baxter). The label has taken us to all kinds of height's we didn't really know about. I played at a fasion show in Earls court and kicked a missive gold chair over in front of a load of fashion victim bell ends who were paying me to offend them, err living the dream, YES! Any promoter who say's "make sure you offend everybody" is basically my mate from that moment on. I CAN DO THAT!

So yeah, all i want to see now is solo's from Bosh, Scissor tongue and Mr.key and i wont kill anymore kittens. Keep booking the CP PARTY. Its all i do, and the only thing that stops me sniffing coke in my pants on my own in my room with the spiraling eyes even a mother would throw hot coals at.

ONE LOVE, PISS LOVE AND NUDITY, JAMJAR BLESS MY YOOOT. SMB FOR LIFE!!!

SMB X SKAG

2011-09-02T16:58:00.005+01:00

NOZSTOCK 2011

More dope pictures of the SMB fam and festival madness over at Zinzi Graham - creative rudegal extraordinaire.

Heavy Metal Kings

2011-09-02T11:59:00.008+01:00

SKAG & FRYS rolling through from HYB TV

The aftermath, with an original soundtrack entitled "Rolling Ghosts" by The Large Veiny Members:

HONG KONG TAKEOVER.

2011-08-31T20:32:00.003+01:00

4 SECONDS IN - YES YOU ARE RIGHT!!! THAT IS THE BACK OF ED SCISSOR'S HEAD.

CP RUNNING HONG KONG YO!!!

PS - My line in this advert is both simple and effective... It reads "More beef please." NO LIE.

MELLOWHYPE HYPE HYPE

2011-08-31T14:42:00.004+01:00

CONTINUING THE HYPE HERE WITH ARGUABLY THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER MADE.

WORLD'S GREATEST FREAK OUT.

2011-08-29T23:25:00.002+01:00

YOUTUBE IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT. YOUTUBE IF YOU HAVE SEEN IT.

DIN.

2011-08-29T22:26:00.004+01:00

MANS GET ALL THE BIG UPS ON THE REGGATONIES.

CLICK HERE ALREADY!

A PROPHET

2011-08-29T12:30:00.007+01:00

I feel moderately ashamed that I only saw this film last night. In my defence I have had it sat in cellophane on my shelf for the best part of a year. Anyway, it is a work of unbridled brilliance so I reckon you should go get it and watch it also.

OUT

PALACE

2011-08-29T12:11:00.006+01:00

VHS BABY!!

GANG

2011-08-28T18:15:00.003+01:00

HOT PORNO

2011-08-27T13:31:00.003+01:00

CAPPO

2011-08-27T13:25:00.004+01:00

OLD

AND NEW.

CONCEPT OF THOUGHT - BLACK AND WHITE

2011-08-25T21:38:00.007+01:00

At first I thought these guys had pinched the title of their new track off the late and great king of pop, only to realise that 'AND' and 'OR' are fully different words.

Anyway, I rate these guys and not only because of our 3 hour beer tent cypher at Boomtown. Even if Baxter did ruin it a little bit by shouting over me when I was knee deep in multi-syllable-rhyme-pattern-wordplay. I rated them before also. Lot's of good shit to come from this gang in the future - no doubt about that.

OUT

SOON COME

2011-08-25T14:58:00.001+01:00

...

NANG

2011-08-25T14:28:00.000+01:00

AFRICA FOREVER MOTHA SOCA's

2011-08-24T19:41:00.001+01:00

ROLL UP ROLL UP

2011-08-22T21:43:00.002+01:00

DIKE

2011-08-20T22:22:00.002+01:00

IS A FASHIONISTA.

SMOOTH

2011-08-20T22:10:00.001+01:00

CLICK ON THE PICTURE DICKHEAD.

67

2011-08-18T15:06:00.001+01:00

MAN OH MAN OH MAN...

2011-08-18T12:24:00.003+01:00

Watch the Throne is a massive pile of sausage doggy doo doo.

THUMBS DOWN.

NEW CP MEMBER!!!!

2011-08-15T23:44:00.006+01:00

ANNOUNCING THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE CP GANG - MC PARROWMEDICK!!!!! THIS GUY IS PITMAN'S COUSIN.

HE PENNED A ONE MILLION POUND CONTRACT AS SOON AS WE SHOWED HIM OUR BLING.

PS - LOOK AT RONNIE'S FACE.

THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE...

2011-08-15T23:39:00.000+01:00

BENNY NORMAL WINTER/WINTER 2012.

2011-08-15T23:34:00.000+01:00

SHOTGUN BEEFCAKES

2011-08-15T23:14:00.004+01:00

How do you decide who gets to roll in the front seat of the brand spanking new VW Golf on the way to Boomtown?

Simple.