EXCLUSIVE...

Picture of Dike's new MPC!!!

Suff Daddy

Hailing from East Berlin, weighing in at size 12 feet, with a healthy more is more attitude to booze and a penchant for hip hop of the finest vintage, I give you Suff Daddy...

www.suffdaddy.bandcamp.com

I strongly suggest you click the above link. If your too much of a chump to do what I say...



Now do what I say.

Moist Fraff. Still.

Back from the bosom of old Vanny - and back to the blog. Your boy Maurice Morris (of Moist Velvet) absolutely killed it with the 80 soul remix album Moist Fraff. It never got blogged. So I'm blogging it. As well as a super nang Mos Def remix that Kerem and Stan Dudley busted out time ago. Get to know. Or else.

Moist Velvet Vs. Contact Play - Moist Fraff

Mos Def - Ms. Fat Booty (Remix)

Also, Thai food is far too fucking delicious right now. My guts ache.

Hiatus

COME BACK FROM YOUR EUROPOP ADVENTURES!!

Stop hanging out with these mans....

ummmm

Fuck Insurance.

For the past week, I have been holed up in my room, repeating details to idiots in call centres. All so I can boot Britain for a bit to escape the foul stench of Mount Cameron as its waff cloud spreads throughout the nation. It's his long, podgy, shiny, red face and the fact that he's such an unbelievably smug prick.

But wait. Stop. No... What's that sound in the distance? You can hear it, can't you?

Ed Scissortongue's top 5 horror films.

5 - Gremlins



4 - Evil Dead 2



3 - Big Trouble in Little China



2 - A Nightmare on Elm Street



1 - The Shining

Half Past Calm 2 - Jon Phonix

Yeah mufuckas, Jon Phonix has just released his second producer album which you can download FREE here, heres the tune me and Flips did for it....

and it sounds a little something like this . . . .

All Is Vanity on Antimatter Records - 10th May

ED SCISSORTONGUE'S POTENTIAL MANAGER OF THE WEEK

WONGGGGGGGGGGAAAA.

What a pile of ridiculousness.

Frosties Kickflip

Tekdeck skate park built by one of my boy's fair hands.

Too much time on his ______________________^^^^???

maybe

Champion Fraff: Gold Edition... Again.

No more longing it out. Here's one of the unreleased tracks that will make up the Gold Edition. 'Cancerland Chaos' was recorded pretty much before everything else on the album in the original 2ManySteps studio... The full download will be ready for you to grab with both hands NEXT WEEK! Trust.

Contact Play (Shankles Remix) | Small Talk (Lord Balrog Remix)

The toenail of Britain...

is unreachable for most people. That is, unless, you are a gang of rambunctious surfer types or....

THE THREE AMIGOS!!!!

Admittedly all Glastonbury's finest had to do was sit in a ladybird car for fucking hours as vehicles of all shapes and sizes overtook us on the A-roads, hit Falmouth (eventually) and smack a show. This is exactly what they did.

For one night and one night only edwina scissorflaps was the third amigo, displaying an unrivaled ability to press play with a precision that Sammy B-Side could only dream of, perform a spectacular mike check annddd introduce leafs and bva with the type of gusto that they deserve.

Mad props for reaching boys - 350 miles, an empty wallet and a verse recorded later.

Clock these art fag pictures.

Henry Line

Champion Fraff: Gold Edition

Another week, another golden nugget. This is one has been on youtube for a minute. The Shankles version of 'Contact Play'. The digital download for the whole Gold Edition will be live within the fortnight. Remember: unreleased fire, bigtime remixes and some '2HOT4SMBTV'.

Sycometric Malignant Badgerhole

2mS London Zoo Remix............

My bredrinse Adrian from TwoManySteps (who produced a fair bit of Champion Fraff and mixed and mastered the whole thing) did a remix of 'I'm a Dick' by the ever rinsing London Zoo. It's getting released on Dented soon, maybe even on VINYL. Check it here

Dike at Vibe Bar

Here is Dike tearing the stage apart at Vibe Bar

Rhyme Pad Radio Session

The audio from the Rhyme Pad Radio rinse we did in January got uploaded. So if you didn't happen to be tuned into 209Radio that particular evening, don't worry. Big up Rhyme Pad Radio -  Sorry for getting your station shut down with our vulgarity... 

Champion Fraff: Gold Edition

As you may or may not know Champion Fraff is getting re-released for digital download in the specially blinged out GOLD edition. Featuring unseen footage from SMBTV, unrealeased tracks from Contact Play and some banging remixes. After the jump have a taster on the Lord Balrog Remix of 'Small Talk'. It's nang.  

London's Top Borough.

Coming as soon as Stan Dudley and me get our acts together. The (REAL IN) THE FIELD EP - featuring this little slag for sure...

JOKES.

Why did the rude boy stab the line caught salmon?

Dirty Dikes eyesore of the week!!

This is just an example of the horrific hell hole of eyesores and vandalism we live in.

Stay tuned....

Tonsillmatic.

My neckhole is swollen and what not. I'm stuck indoors with piles of pills. So I'm fucking about with the blog. Clock after the jump for some SICK related nangness.

Pandoran hussies.

www.naviporn.org

Absolute Murkage

Dot Rotten's version of Woo riddim pisses on any of the others from a great height. Best grime tune i've heard in a long time. Sending for Wolf, Wiley and OG's. Nangnangnang

NEGOTIATIONS HAVE SOMEWHAT STALLED.

With talk of Shawshank Redemption scenarios brewing and all sorts of issues with van aqusitions, I decided to get in the heavies to bring an end to negotiations. Here is how it went.