SmokeMyBlog: 08.11

31.8.11

HONG KONG TAKEOVER.

4 SECONDS IN - YES YOU ARE RIGHT!!! THAT IS THE BACK OF ED SCISSOR'S HEAD.

CP RUNNING HONG KONG YO!!!

PS - My line in this advert is both simple and effective... It reads "More beef please." NO LIE.

MELLOWHYPE HYPE HYPE

CONTINUING THE HYPE HERE WITH ARGUABLY THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER MADE.

29.8.11

WORLD'S GREATEST FREAK OUT.

YOUTUBE IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT. YOUTUBE IF YOU HAVE SEEN IT.

DIN.

MANS GET ALL THE BIG UPS ON THE REGGATONIES.

CLICK HERE ALREADY!

A PROPHET

I feel moderately ashamed that I only saw this film last night. In my defence I have had it sat in cellophane on my shelf for the best part of a year. Anyway, it is a work of unbridled brilliance so I reckon you should go get it and watch it also.

OUT

PALACE

VHS BABY!!

25.8.11

CONCEPT OF THOUGHT - BLACK AND WHITE

At first I thought these guys had pinched the title of their new track off the late and great king of pop, only to realise that 'AND' and 'OR' are fully different words.

Anyway, I rate these guys and not only because of our 3 hour beer tent cypher at Boomtown. Even if Baxter did ruin it a little bit by shouting over me when I was knee deep in multi-syllable-rhyme-pattern-wordplay. I rated them before also. Lot's of good shit to come from this gang in the future - no doubt about that.

OUT

SOON COME

...

NANG

15.8.11

NEW CP MEMBER!!!!

ANNOUNCING THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE CP GANG - MC PARROWMEDICK!!!!! THIS GUY IS PITMAN'S COUSIN.

HE PENNED A ONE MILLION POUND CONTRACT AS SOON AS WE SHOWED HIM OUR BLING.

PS - LOOK AT RONNIE'S FACE.

THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE...

BENNY NORMAL WINTER/WINTER 2012.

SHOTGUN BEEFCAKES

How do you decide who gets to roll in the front seat of the brand spanking new VW Golf on the way to Boomtown?

Simple.

10.8.11

HANDS DOWN...

THE DOPEST HIP HOP RECORD EVER MADE.

BEEFKINI !

THE HONEYBADGER

IS A TRUE G. CHECK HIM RUN THE OUTBACK.

Narrated by Ryan Newman.

5.8.11

SMOKEMYBEEF FLOWCHART.

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THE MOST GANGSTER RAP TUNES LIKE WE DO SIMPLY FOLLOW THIS DIAGRAM.

I'M PUSHBIKING TO BOOMTOWN!!

WHO IS WITH ME???

UNCLE HOWIE

i walked into her house, she came bk with shorts on that was split on the side, so i asked her can i c what u .. she said nono, n i asked her why, she said cuz i dont wear panties with them. she said wow ur so much bigger then my husband.. hehehe .. n thats what happends she put on a lil smile. she was up in my fuckin house, day n night man, i couldnt keep her away man, couldnt keep her away.. suckin dick, all the time 4 a hit... for a fuckin hit.. her husband was workin 2 jobs, 1 of her kids was mentally retarded and still.. n u reminded me i woudnt mind goin back.

word up n u take me with u.

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