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24.1.11

Gang.

ED SCISSORTONGUE'S WRINKLY STICKER OF THE WEEK.



This sticker looks like some stonewash jeans. It has braved one of the most savage cold snaps that this withered island has ever faced. Now I know that I am not one to talk bbbb uuuuuu tttttttt

WHEN IN THE FUCK IS YOUR ALBUM COMING OUT DIRTY DIKE?

Oh March? Is it? safe.

t

22.1.11

Who does this guy think he is...



First things first, these stickers are big. I am talking A4 or some shit. Now I know that there are shed loads of features on the release but THINK OF THE PLANET MAN! Secondly, sticking this on the pedestrian crossing could cause a potential BLOODBATH. Imagine the innocent pedestrians being wildly distracted by the killer fonts, dashing looks and all-round dopeness of this sticker and stepping out into the oncoming traffic?

THAT MINI IS GOING AT 1000MPH!!

Actually, if you look carefully at this vandalistic scene, it appears that Baxter has thought very carefully about these issues. Word on the street is that for every batch of stickers Baxter prints he (personally) plants 15 trees on the top of Primrose Hill. He is even thinking of getting a Dyson airblade in his house just so he feels less guilty about the acres of rainforest that are getting murkatronned by his sticker factory.

Also, if you look closely, Baxter has intentionally refrained from covering the illuminated 'W A I T' section of the box, firstly, as this would light up the sticker and make it look less BLAOW but also because health + safety is as important as promotion.

t

19.1.11

Pre-Order Constant Dikestar NOW!


Not only can you pre-order this bangfest, but you can also get your grubby hands on Rinse Out Friday/Spack Out Monday and both Fliptrix albums from HERE.

18.1.11

HD bars

14.1.11

BIG Mac

11.1.11

WHERE'S THE DOOBIE?

This is what myself, Baxter, Dike, Sammy B-Side and Fliptrix were doing when the feds decided to pull us over on our way back from a recent Soul Cellar gig in Southampton.

Every single thing in this video is exactly the same as our journey back from Southampton. The only differences being that the people in the video are not us and we were driving in the ladybird and not a van. Apart from that this is exactly what happened.

PAR.

10.1.11

Scrumpy Jack - Music 2 Shitt Two!?



Right, I'm coming back from a lengthy spell on the sidelines. Injury plagued my old laptop. Now I am back  so I'm a little late on what's been hyped already. Then I clocked this right here - Scrumpy Jack has clearly been smashing it for years. If you don't know - then you should.

For the nerds.


Sitdown With DJ Premier & Pete Rock from DJPremierBlog on Vimeo.

"Some girls don't know their alphabet, some girls do."

6.1.11

FLIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPER...

Bars...

Dike and Baxter putting in a shift on the latest Suspect Records radio show and in doing so etching their names on an exclusive list of top-draw-super-dope-UK-emcees to have blessed this station.

Here is just one of several videos shot by the one and only Fliptrix...



CLOCK MORE STUFF HERE

4.1.11

H U N G R Y ?

2.1.11

Kanye is nuts...

Kanye on some baroque, 300, decadent retardedness...

Verb T plus goons...



THIS IS BIG - SIMPLE.

Who thinks this is dope?



I back it - especially the bleeding nipples - I also back the 'redefining the meaning of black holes' bar plus other bars in there but that one the most.

1.1.11

Mr. Avocado

Errr... i make beats when im drunk or on drugs, wake up the next day and go "what the fuck is that"...then i finish them hungover whilst eating bare avocados. I especially like avocados on toast with mayonnaise, prawns and a bit of cracked black pepper...maybe a splash of chilli sauce to make it propa bounce.

I also rap under a different name but thats another story, similar process as the beats but with words and shit. You might of heard of me and my goons if your into continental fruit juicing, gregs, the odd trip to rape city, or new jack swing bangers.

If you want a beat to rap on i will probably try and charge you some money, but i drink alot so prices vary depending on witch way the spirit takes me, dont take it personal if i get all "reh reh reh suck my balls" on face book or some shit, i know rappers are well sensitive these days.

enjoy, destroy, annoy.

got any mayo, wheres the fucking pepper!!!!

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Michael Fassbender

I always thought this guy was a good actor until I found out what his real name was...

What did CP do on NYE ???

I am not sure what the entire goon squad was up to, but I do know that CP's DJ was in Nuremberg playing at some rally...



I will have to call Kushty to translate this for me, but I am pretty sure it says very little about hip hop and a fair amount about Danny Dyer.