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26.9.11

PERVERT OF THE YEAR

Introducing Luke Chrisco!
I'd love to get absolutely SHIT FACED with this legend. Peep game bitches....

BOULDER, Colo. -- The man dubbed the "Porta-Potty Peeper" says he spied on at least 200 women in Boulder and hundreds more across the U.S. and Europe. Luke Chrisco was arrested Thursday in Vail for hiding out in a portable toilet in Boulder to watch women at a yoga festival. "I am like a hunter, a man watching a bird, " Chrisco told FOX31's Jim Hooley in an interview at the Eagle County Detention where he is being held after his arrest this week. "I would see women on the street and just bow down to them, " Chrisco said. He says his favorite places to peep were restaurants in downtown Boulder and along the Pearl Street Mall. "I would go into stalls that were dark, away from cameras," the 30-year-old admitted. Chrisco says one of his favorite places was the women's restroom at the Boulder Target. "I'm a young guy, I don't look threatening. I would come out of the women's room and someone would say 'what are you doing?' and I would just walk away." Chrisco has shared his list of places he peeped with Boulder Police. Detectives have visited the businesses, warning them of possible peepholes. "Our detectives have found peepholes. We don't know whether Chrisco drilled them or if they were existing peepholes," Kim Kobel from Boulder Police explained. Chrisco is being held in Eagle County on a $1,000 bond. He faces charges of unlawful sexual contact.



FOR EVEN MORE INSIGHT INTO THE GENIUS THAT IS LUKE CHRISCO CHECK OUT THIS RADIO INTERVIEW WITH THE MAN HIMSELF BY CLICKING HERE!

22.9.11

NEW SHIT

20.9.11

BARS

17.9.11

The Dev Show Pt. 1



Officially Fat G.

14.9.11

YES!!

NAS IS WRITING A BOOK.

OR MEMOIRS TO BE MORE PRECISE. WILL PROBABLY BE A GOOD READ BUT IS STILL PRETTY GAY.

CLICK

WTF Ice Cube

B L A T A N T L Y.


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13.9.11

12.9.11

THE FUTURE



BACK FROM THE PAST.

10.9.11

3 BANGERS





9.9.11

M O W G L I

Is a complete and utter G. No lefts, downs, ups, rights or sidewayses about it. You couldn't put this guy out with a water cannon.

RIOT STYLE.

8.9.11

TODAY I WILL MOSTLY BE GUNNING MOS DEF.



H A R D.

SMB WORLD FIRST

It is with great pleasure that I can announce one of the SMB famalama has only gone and macked the 100,000+ youtube views!! While Rydem's school disco mix sits on 99,987 views and Ed Scissor's yoga video sits at about 95 thou, Dirty Dike's 'Hi I'm James' is an official six figurer.

FUCK YES. I KNOW YOU LIKE TO PLAY IT COOL AND SHIT JAMES BUT I AM PROUD OF YOU MAN.

6.9.11

I ♥ POP

5.9.11

FUCKPIG SLOSHPOTS

Yeah i went and said it, and you love it. And fuck you if you say im wrong coz ive met you. If you seen it, say it. Thats what i say, and i see it all the time.

Rest In Pieces.

Well... The blogs had a Big Tamming. Looking all smokey like. Old Vanny's been scrapped. Probably getting pulled to pieces buy a spanner monkey as we speak. But not before delivering her final par of a DVLA clamping. Road Tax is for gaylords. Anyway, I have next to nothing to report - apart from terrifying void where all my money should be. And for no reason other than the fact it's fucking wicked...

3.9.11

ARGUABLY...

THE BEST FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE SORRY LIFE.



THIS OR SISTER ACT 2.

2.9.11

Summers been mad.

FUCK!! All kinds of dope shit got done this summer. We always fuck off for a bit and do some festivals or whatever, but this year got double fisted with boxing gloves by the SMB gang. Went to France on some scooby doo shit in our gang wagon, did a fuck load of shows in some odd locations and some normal ones. Slept in an abandoned church, stole a dog...blah blah...we did that before tho in Croatia when Bosh stole a black labrador, named it rocky and wrote SMB on it with tooth paste.
As all the other CP members have normal lives with cars, sport, jobs and ipads, alot of these weird events were only attended by me and baxter, and of course this years latest edition to the force DJ SAMMY B. Mainly because we dont care about our future and just want to show off with mics and stages till someone kills us, but also coz we DEDICATED YO!!! Im not sure how long i been doing this now, i guess about 6 years is all (and im better than you), but this year has been a grower.
With the support of that long haired dinosaur of madman Chris SIKA we done a whole bunch of UK festivals on the SIKA STUDIOS stage, which mainly consisted of us not sleeping for 4 days and taking acid, then rinsing some of the best shows known to uk hip hop whilst wilding and imaginary friend we'd created out of any reachable rubbish in the time available. BANGING! WHO DOES THAT!!!
Me and Baxter went to Wales a few times.......JESUS. I discovered they do gas up their noses and name items after the noises they make. The women are stupid and the blokes get fucked up.
We stayed in the Hilton in Glasgow after playing a mental gig, first stage diving from the CP history books if im not mistaken. Baxter dived head first into a screaming pit of boys, bit gay but whatever. I guess the birds arms are to skinny to hold him up coz man is overly hench this yeeeeeeeeear. Got to say a massive SAFE to Alana (best promoter yet) for being, well... the best promoter yet.
We must of made 4 videos this year too, never thought id enjoy making a video, turns out its a fucking good way to spend your day. I seen baxter in a bin, i thrown a pork pie at pigeon, watched Fliptrix fall to his hands and knees and rub water melon all in his face at old street station, Scissor tongue took a whole bag of pop corn to the face, and i stood about ironing 5 pound notes in my pants. This will all make sense on the release of Fliptrix's new video coming soon.
HIGH FOCUS has obviously smashed the living emotion out of the granny before smashing the granny out of the UK hip hop scene this year. Thank god Fliptrix did something before we all ended up with smack addictions and no purpose in life (well, me and baxter). The label has taken us to all kinds of height's we didn't really know about. I played at a fasion show in Earls court and kicked a missive gold chair over in front of a load of fashion victim bell ends who were paying me to offend them, err living the dream, YES! Any promoter who say's "make sure you offend everybody" is basically my mate from that moment on. I CAN DO THAT!
So yeah, all i want to see now is solo's from Bosh, Scissor tongue and Mr.key and i wont kill anymore kittens. Keep booking the CP PARTY. Its all i do, and the only thing that stops me sniffing coke in my pants on my own in my room with the spiraling eyes even a mother would throw hot coals at.
ONE LOVE, PISS LOVE AND NUDITY, JAMJAR BLESS MY YOOOT. SMB FOR LIFE!!!

SMB X SKAG

NOZSTOCK 2011

More dope pictures of the SMB fam and festival madness over at Zinzi Graham - creative rudegal extraordinaire.


Heavy Metal Kings



SKAG & FRYS rolling through from HYB TV


The aftermath, with an original soundtrack entitled "Rolling Ghosts" by The Large Veiny Members: