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5.4.11
ITS OFFICAL!! SAMMY B SIDE IS GETTING MARRIED
As some of you may know Contact plays celebrity dj, part time lady killer, full time danny dyer's little brother, Sammy B side, has been in Thailand in search of 'the meat sound' to bring back to the contact play HQ.
We have recently found out that he has fallen in love whilst working as a spunk scrubber in a skanky brothel in bangkok. He say's this will not effect the progress of the new mix tape from him and dirty dike 'the misadventures of dirty dike', however he will be leaving us as our dj as he now has a duty to his new wife and her 7 kids.
I am happy for him but it is a shame we never found 'the meat sound'.
oh and sorry ladies you cant compete with this bitch he's copped..check......
We have recently found out that he has fallen in love whilst working as a spunk scrubber in a skanky brothel in bangkok. He say's this will not effect the progress of the new mix tape from him and dirty dike 'the misadventures of dirty dike', however he will be leaving us as our dj as he now has a duty to his new wife and her 7 kids.
I am happy for him but it is a shame we never found 'the meat sound'.
oh and sorry ladies you cant compete with this bitch he's copped..check......
PURE SKILLS.
This shit is heavy. The dudes not lying man. I was like "yooooo, what the fuck is that"??? and the piece just said "yo man, VANDALISM" dope, fucking ill.
DOPE ART WORK
Here is an amazing display of hatred toward the infamous 'Carl' on a classic british road sign.
What i like mostly about this to the point master piece, is its brutal reflection of the stern yet expressive world we live in today. Some times you just gotta go out there in the middle of the night with a bottle of gin and and a marker pen and tell the whole b6051 that carl is a fat cunt.
Fuck you carl....your a fat cunt!
THE SCISSORTONGUE FAMILY (1988)
(Top left: Mother scissortongue. Top right: Pappa scissortongue. Bottom left: Edward scissortongue Centre: Sammy B side.)
RUTHLESS HATRED TOWARD THE POLICE.
Look! Some people really must hate the police here. They have painted an entire train carriage with the exact words "fuck da police".
I wish the police would just bloody behave themselves so we dont have to put up with this nonsense.
I wish the police would just bloody behave themselves so we dont have to put up with this nonsense.
THIS BLOKES A FUCKING DICK!!
If i find anything i should just ignore offensive, it's smiling happy little ring pieces like this this fraggle of a "rapper".
Its like he just quit his job at the dinsney store for being too fucking smug and happy.
I was recently told by a promoter that he was booking him for a uk gig, i might head down with some shit filled balloons and bunch of rape dinosaurs to puke all over his happygowanky show, and assault all the pre pubescent groupies.
Who listens to this music and enjoys it? am i missing something? if so what?
Its like he just quit his job at the dinsney store for being too fucking smug and happy.
I was recently told by a promoter that he was booking him for a uk gig, i might head down with some shit filled balloons and bunch of rape dinosaurs to puke all over his happygowanky show, and assault all the pre pubescent groupies.
Who listens to this music and enjoys it? am i missing something? if so what?
TIME FOR THE RANGOOSE!!!
So this is arguably the best tune ever made. You may think you are a pimp but unless you have at least one wall in your house covered in condoms then you are not. This video also proves that I am not the only person on the planet who finds putting jumpers on well tricky.
That mumble bar at the end is ill and Flirta D is the best fucking emcee ever.
That mumble bar at the end is ill and Flirta D is the best fucking emcee ever.
4.4.11
NEW MIC ORDER PART TWO!!!
It's 2:45 in the morning and im just smacking my mpc with a starry glazed glare thinking about having a zoot or a bowl of "kraves", when i clock the "New mic order Pt 2" album has dropped!!!
Completely out the blue for me, i had no idea this was coming. BANGING surprise.
Chester has been a huge influence to me, and like with any of your greats you worry they might die out every time they have a quiet spot. NO! And he's fresh as always. AND its only a fucking five sheet!!
Well worth a purchase mate.
http://chesterp.bandcamp.com/
Completely out the blue for me, i had no idea this was coming. BANGING surprise.
Chester has been a huge influence to me, and like with any of your greats you worry they might die out every time they have a quiet spot. NO! And he's fresh as always. AND its only a fucking five sheet!!
Well worth a purchase mate.
http://chesterp.bandcamp.com/
3.4.11
EXCLUSIVE SMB TEEA!!!!! BUY OR DIE.
Get you and your fat misses an exclusive limited edition SMB T shirt now. Then you can be representing like a mafuggin real creamslice. They are made from 100% fair trade organic stabbed dog.
If you want to be better than all your friends and make your peers insecure, rock this look. CLICK HERE NOW!!!
peace out flickbeans.
If you want to be better than all your friends and make your peers insecure, rock this look. CLICK HERE NOW!!!
peace out flickbeans.
EMO SUNDAY.
Burial, Four Tet & Thom Yorke - Mirror
LISTEN TO THIS UNTIL THE END - I PROMISE YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.
LISTEN TO THIS UNTIL THE END - I PROMISE YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.
SLAM
I have probably blogged about this before but I don't give a fuck. Is it just me or are all the best films shown on Channel 4 at 3:35am?
PS - Motherfucking is the best word ever.
1.4.11
Verb T presents the 'Self Ish EP'
Verb T has dun gone done it again with his latest offering the 'Self Ish EP'. Featuring big Flips at the mid-way-point, this self produced release is not one to have a kip on. Also, you can clock a real insight into Mr T's writing style by clicking on the 'Lyrics' tab linked to each tune on his Bandcamp site.
GO AND HAVE A LISTEN AND SNAP IT UP ALSO YOUS LOT.
31.3.11
"PORK PIE" OFFICIAL VIDEO.
COMMING SOON is the new video from the mega sick bad fresh album "constant dikestar" titled "PORK PIE".
You know the drill, dike.....being a wanker....in public.
You can clock the EPIC cameo's from the big dinosaur himself FLIPTRIX, and the slimey fishman that is JAM BAXTER.
no pork pies were harmed in the making of this video.
however, one seagull was killed.
You know the drill, dike.....being a wanker....in public.
You can clock the EPIC cameo's from the big dinosaur himself FLIPTRIX, and the slimey fishman that is JAM BAXTER.
no pork pies were harmed in the making of this video.
however, one seagull was killed.
WHACK!
Today, I will be mainly hating on shit rappers.
Have you heard this? No? Good. Don't, it's Horseshit.
Have you heard this? No? Good. Don't, it's Horseshit.
DRE'S HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS!
Jesus! so this is the new dre tune. fucking shit. Skuff put me on to this manwank cupboard of awkwardness late one friday at a half built radio lock up. Is it just me or do you get the impression they've been pummeling each other in the rusty bullet hole?
did dre actually crash a car? why? what? i love my friends but fuck off.
did dre actually crash a car? why? what? i love my friends but fuck off.
30.3.11
Sammy B-Side Vs. Mark Kermode
BBC 5Live film critic and Skiffle enthusiast, Mark Kermode, has been sending for the CP DJ Sammy B-Side. Not only has he been spreading lies about the lack of love he gets from men, but he's had the bare faced cheek to circulate rumours that Sammy has been pretending to be Laurence Olivier. In my book thats a strait-up bitch move.
Whilst promoting the release of his new self help book 'Help Yourself', Sammy decided to set the record strait...
28.3.11
W.A.R (We are Renegades)
Jammy B was too lame to blog this shit - I think he has blogging allergies - he would rather post it on Facebook because less buttons need pressing - but kudos for bringing it to my attention Jammy B - I for one am SUPER FUCKING PSYCHED about this record; Pharaohe Monch is despicably rad but I have to say that I am slightly prang about all this war talk jibber jabber. I reckon an episode of Dispatches might do the job better than the medium of rap but then again I have not even listened to the maafucker yet.
EYE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING TIGER!!!
Key at Chinawhites.
I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Mr Key for signing professional terms with Arsenal Football Club. Key is so underground that he can find the time to cultivate his tekkers to a level the likes of Cesc Fabregas and RVP are rating as DOPE AS FUCK!!!!!
That is all.
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