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3. planking facebook

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I didn't realise we were so prominent on the planking scene... To be honest, I'm not that happy about it.

NEXT HYPE

I WANNA MAKE YOU FEEL.

People Just Do Nothing - Music Vidjeo

Cantona, innit...

TERROR

I RATE THESE BARS.

NEXT HYPE

Brand new alien bars plucked from radar interference gathered deep in the Nevada desert satellite field.

MY OLD/NEW FAVOURITE PRODUCER

BOOMRUIN makes ill beats.

Have a listen to this one right here and tell me it doesn't make you want to kick A 72 about guns, spinning rimms and kilos of cocaine?



Hailing from the Southwest and part of the Edit Alliance imprint Boomruin is basically the man.

EDIT ALLIANCE.

keep your eyes peeled for all sorts of radical cowabunga stylings from this guy in the future.

Follow him.

HERE.

DO NOT SLEEP ON PITMAN.

even though he is sleeping on himself.

*Ahem*

Let it be known that Ronnie Bosh fully endorses getting off with fat old broads... Same video, less Google powered dryness. OH TROUBLE...

PUSHA T - TROUBLE ON MY MIND ft TYLER

STICK THIS IN YOUR PIPE AND LIGHT IT WITH YOUR COLD FINGERS.

00Soul.

Rude boy, permed to fuck, slick back bouffant: Check.

Lime green Continental suit with the shiny black boots: Check.

Ray Charles and the rest of the BAND completely having it: Check.

Next level twine and jerk manoeuvres: Check.

What I'm trying to get across is that at this precise moment in time, Billy Preston is managing to absolutely smash it in a manner the likes of which had never been seen before. If for some reason you don't find this to be the best 103 seconds you've spent staring at a screen then you're almost certainly a dick. 

LEAFDOG - WALK WITH ME (HF TV SPECIAL)

There is no need to laden Leaf with more plaudits on this blog. Let's just stick to the facts. He has just released a truly dope solo record and here is another video to commemorate this fact. Big Flips on the motherfucking directorial/editorial/cameramannings/chop chop cut cut badmanningtons and all in all it is well worth a watch.

FUCK THAT - IT IS WORTH 17 WATCHES ON REPEAT (NOT AN EXAGGERATION.

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ONE MINUTE AND ONE SECOND OF SAUL WILLIAMS

TRUE SAY

NASS-TY

This is what happens when you listen to Contact Play.

SARSONS

PICKLED BARRINGS...

Your flows aren't pickled enough
you need to stick them in a jar and pickle them up
until they're nice and pickled
i'm talking like 5 year fermentage
and if you end up selling some tunes you should give me a percentage of the vinegar costs
like a costcutter ramraid - gimme the stuff
I want the burger cheese slices and i'm down with any involvement in vinegar love

I pickle pickle's till their pickled as fuck

I will pickle your brain and then sit on the circle line all day with your brain on a train just circling the city and stuff
perfect circles - 360 degrees - like the perfect pickled onion sat digested deep in my gut hanging out with 7 packets of crisps and seventeen slugs.

seven seas swimming in the vinegar with a million idiots fucked.

and don't get me started on the jalapenos - see me rolling down a ski slope smashing into christmas trees like a motherfucking freak show
sipping vinegar mojitos - loving life like the vinegars my fucking wife
sip sipping on the vinegar and carving gherkins up real fine with a kitchen knife
you think i'm chatting shit don't make me tell you twice about my vinegar showers in the morning

When my homies pass away you know that it's vinegar i'm pouring

on the pavement.

Gang as Fuck.

Benny Normal promised me an SMB comic book. Off to a good start.

RONNIE BOSH'S FACE

Mick Boogie & DJ Jazzy Jeff - Summertime 2

I know it's pissing down but here's 46 tracks of summertime vibes. If like me, you enjoy vibesing. You'll enjoy this.

FILTH

© Joey Big.

Just because...

It is a dope as fuck tune.

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Mowgli - Skydiver

Some unadulterated nangness from MOWGLI. Watch this now. Buy this after.

BEST FILM EVER.

Just in case you think that there are better films like Lady and the Tramp or Sister Act 2 (Sister Act 2 might be but whatever) clock this as a taster...



PS - If you have already seen this film I hope this acts as a timely reminder of how dope it is - if you haven't BUY THE FILM AND STARE AT IT UNTIL IT ISN'T ON ANYMORE.

AFTER ABOUT 14 HOURS OF SILENCE...

I post something that will change your life forever.

AFTER MONTHS OF SILENCE...

I post this.

DIKE HAS THESE THINGS CALLED BARS...

Dike at work in the Homebase warehouse.

Bars in abundance might I add. I have some, Baxter has a shedload, Bosh has a campervan full, Key has 7 wheelbarrows packed but DIKE has an Asda megastore full. Not only does he have that many sheets of A4 paper covered in bars, he records them on beats as well. When he records his rhymes over beat he makes this thing some people call G-fuck music. His latest offering - 'UNRELEASED TRACKS DEMOS AND LIVE SHIT' dropped recently.

There is no question that you should get your hands on this if you are a fan, a super fan, a hyper ultra mega fan or a lollypop lady. Snap it up like a crocodile
in a death spin dance off.

CLICK HERE if your brain works correctly...