THE NIGHT THAT NEVER WAS A NIGHT.

Enough fraff chat from enough fraff chatters got me to believing that SMB gang were going to rinse out Cambridge on the 23rd March. This, I can now confirm, is nothing but untrue.

Apaarently The Soul Tree management team used to quite fancy Ry-dem, but since he grew into a man they don't swoon at his charming one liners as much anymore.

I bust this out today but sensibly called Ryan at the stage where I was going to put a party hat on Dike's grimacing dome.

He told me the bad news...

Fuck it.