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YOU DID'NT NEED TO BE FIT TO SPIT.

What the fuck happened to people mums jumping on a 90's dance track and murdering it??? The charts were jammed with this shit when i was a little howard mallet youth club soldier, spending every last penny of my pocket money on fizzy cola bottles. Personally i much prefer a big fat untie singing about when she's good and ready than a skanky little 17 year old prostitute whining about her cunt and tits.
BRING BACK MIDDLE AGED OVER WEIGHT DANCE SINGERS FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF YOUNG WOMEN EVERYWHERE.

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