Who thinks this is dope?

I back it - especially the bleeding nipples - I also back the 'redefining the meaning of black holes' bar plus other bars in there but that one the most.

Mr. Avocado

Errr... i make beats when im drunk or on drugs, wake up the next day and go "what the fuck is that"...then i finish them hungover whilst eating bare avocados. I especially like avocados on toast with mayonnaise, prawns and a bit of cracked black pepper...maybe a splash of chilli sauce to make it propa bounce.

I also rap under a different name but thats another story, similar process as the beats but with words and shit. You might of heard of me and my goons if your into continental fruit juicing, gregs, the odd trip to rape city, or new jack swing bangers.

If you want a beat to rap on i will probably try and charge you some money, but i drink alot so prices vary depending on witch way the spirit takes me, dont take it personal if i get all "reh reh reh suck my balls" on face book or some shit, i know rappers are well sensitive these days.

enjoy, destroy, annoy.

got any mayo, wheres the fucking pepper!!!!

CLICK

Michael Fassbender

I always thought this guy was a good actor until I found out what his real name was...

What did CP do on NYE ???

I am not sure what the entire goon squad was up to, but I do know that CP's DJ was in Nuremberg playing at some rally...



I will have to call Kushty to translate this for me, but I am pretty sure it says very little about hip hop and a fair amount about Danny Dyer.

RIOT DOG

It Begins...

GUCCI SWEATSHIRT

GHOSTWRITER...

BJORK...

I would very much like to kick bars on the instrumental of this.

CRACK MAGAZINE...

Clock Baxter's most recent feature written by some cunt.

CLICK

SNUFF

SMB autumn/winter range.

IT'S OFFICIAL!!!

THE CAMERA IS STILL ROLLING YOU NOB.

ITS MY PARTY...

This one goes out to all of the CP people that are massive spurs fans.

Citation Needed...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contact_play

New Download - DJ Sugai - You Don't Know (2010)

New mixtape out with too many tracks that have been slept on for time... variety of some shit u might know, and you might not know... If you don't know, get to know!

01. Intro
02. The Delusionist - The Movement
03. R.A the Rugged Man - King of the Underground
04. Big Daddy Kane - The Way It's Going Down
05. Krumbsnatcha - Closer to God
06. Reflection Eternal - Ballad of the Black Gold
07. Critcally Acclaimed - For the Future
08. Zion I - Boom Bip
09. Sonny Jim ft Kosyne & Skrien - Trying to Live
10. Planet Asia & 427 - All of these Beats
11. Encore - Filthy
12. Tommy Tee - Horizon
13. Rup - Step
14. Ludacris - M.V.P
15. Mr. Lif - Madness in a Cup
16. Juice - Sincerely
17. Saukrates - Money or Love
18. Fat Joe - That Gangsta Shit
19. Interlude
20. Kotix - Questions
21. 9th Wonder ft Mos Def and Jean Grean - Crooklyn in my Mind
22. Promoe - Material War
23. Common - Food for Funk
24. A.D.O.R - One for the Trouble
25. Cunninglynuists - The South
26. Just Another Dj ft Deeflux - B Boys
27. Ill Bill - Unstoppable
28. Outro

download from here:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C76NQWH1

M E E T ...

Sammy B-Side.

The much heralded DJ from the posh side of Chinton, Sammy B-Side has been spinning dubs for Contact Play for the past year or so, a period which he hails as 'the best 12 months of his life'. I met Sammy in Greece because he kept prank calling my hotel room and talking in a french accent. It was then that I knew he was special.

Truth be told, the only reason that CP coerced him into doing the buttons was down to his family celebrity links to 'The Rowdiest Pubs in england' presenter Danny Dyer. Playing shows with Sammy have been described as...

"PWOPPPA NAUGHTEEEY"

"A WIGHHT PWOPPPER TEARR WUP"

and

"FAAAAAKING AAAAAAT OF THIS WUUUUURLD."

Norfolk to Staten Island

I wander lanes with my granddad
we find wonderful things
we find stick guns and copper coin trinkets
red moss lost in the dead stock fog clouds.

Harpsichord wind whistles tickle my mind bristles frivolous
requiems and epitaphs and crossbows and catapults
pigeons and doves look lost in the long grass
We slept late after trips to cathedrals

There was a CD under the hedgerow
left of the oak trees west of Mont-A-Pica
Gramps saw the sunshine splash on the mirror disc
I brushed the soil dust off the golden W

Between weather stained branches and berry chains dancing
we followed routes to the lines of the treasure trove
treasures left waiting for new hands foraging
we took it home and plugged in the stereo

Of all the Sundays draped in a wax jacket wardrobe
this was a discovery – our finest by far
lines of our grid pattern lives lost miniature
36 chambers new to the bungalow.

E L E C T R O M A

ITS MY BIRTHDAY...

and subsequently I can do what the fuck I like. I can go and slap a traffic warden and get away with it as it's my birthday, I could go and piss on Boris Johnson's Brompton and get away with it as it's my birthday, I could even shoot 17 people on the Northern Line and it would be cool as it's my birthday.

I could also post my 5 favourite slow jams of the 90's...

AND I AM GOING TO AS IT IS MY BIRTHDAY.

1 - Bryan Adams - Please Forgive Me

Fuck 'Everything I do' - that tune is for year 7 discos. This is Bryan at his slowest and knarlinest. Look at the love in his eyes when he strokes that dog.



2 - Aaliyah - I Care 4 U

This girl should still be alive - We have been ruthlessly deprived of numerous FHM shoots of her fine self because of her foul end. PS - What the fuck happened to Timbaland?



3 - Chris Isaak - Wicked Game.

This guy is a pimp.



4 - Montell Jordan - Get it on Tonite

What the fuck happened to this guy? Is he still rich? Was he ever rich? He looks rich in this video.



5 - Seal - Kiss from a Rose.

To quote a Jimmy Danger bar - "I'll scar you like that geeza Seal's face."

DOPPELGANGER

LOU CARPENTER FROM NEIGHBOURS

HOGGLE FROM LABYRINTH

Baxter knows himself inside out...

Baxter's kmag interview - look at his face.



http://www.kmag.co.uk/editorial/features/jam-baxter-interview

Rinse out Bashy/Spack out Bashy

For some reason these guys wanted Edward Scissor to do art direction on Bashy's new video - I did it and I also flapped about in the back looking like a right plum.

Can
you
spot
me?

K E Y

John Mclane's oven chips.

Let me tell you, (this took) hours to get ready. It's 100 per cent ground beef sirloin. Top shelf, organic. Showering? Not a problem. I took a shower a couple (of) hours ago... lather, rinse, repeat. Tenderise", he said. He then put salt and pepper onto his head to flavor the 'meat' before inviting Letterman to taste it. The host took a forkful of the beef, but soon after that he walked offstage to spit it out.

The way of the future...

Nosh?

GANGSTER HAIR

Memphis Bleek officially endorses this hair shampoo and this shampoo alone. If you think you are a G then you should probably use this on your head.



IT REPLENISH YOUR GLOW!!!

CAMERA DAY

Flying Lotus has a new record out - here is one of the tracks - i think it is very good - it reminds me of Run Lola Run - I am compelled to kick aggressive freestyles in my girlfriend's face about guns, torture and swimming pool flumes and river rapids whenever I hear it.