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5.3.11
DR DRE...
would you kindly put out a new album rather than spending all your time MAKING LAPTOPS, ENGINEERING HEADPHONES AND EATING STEROIDS?
4.3.11
THIS IS SOME BULLLLLLSHIT.
It is actually kind of deep to hear that Phil Collins can no longer physically hold drumsticks to clatter the pans anymore. Apparently he has to sellotape the sticks to his hands in order to muster a measley boom boom clack.
However, this is probably due to the massive wodges of cash that he carries around throwing at stuff just for jokes. I hear he killed a swan with a fiffty faaaaazand paaaaand bundle in a park one time.
Anyway, I would like to take this opportunity to say BIG UP to Phil for everything he has done for music. I have definitely dry humped a girl while listening to this...
3.3.11
Be Very Afraid.
When he's not killing it with impressions of Arnold Schwarzenegger or smashing the pasty out of shottys, BVA MC is churning out bad boy lyrics. He's just dropped his first solo EP so go buy it. And after the drop cop the free download of 'Lost Leafs'. 9 tracks of unreleased Leaf Dog material featuring a remix of 'R.L.D.' with Contact Play all up on it.
Suave Debonair - IT Dave
Massive new video from TT representative, Suave Debonair (aka Kid Genius). The video features a jokes cameo from super producer Naive. PEEP IT.
1.3.11
Suave Debonair - IT Dave (Teaser)
If you don't know about IT Dave you will soon. Video imminent, here's the teaser...
26.2.11
21.2.11
Big Review.
Their performance received mixed reactions and went on a bit long, but my opinion is they were dope and someone should send me the CD. Check them out on myspace.
15.2.11
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8.2.11
THE MOTHERFUCKING FUTURE...
Writing bars will NEVER BEE THE SAYYMMMMEEEE AGAINNNNNNN.
Up in the booth reading bars on my ipad and shiiieeeeaaaaaateeeeeeeeeee.
Up in the booth reading bars on my ipad and shiiieeeeaaaaaateeeeeeeeeee.
24.1.11
ED SCISSORTONGUE'S WRINKLY STICKER OF THE WEEK.
This sticker looks like some stonewash jeans. It has braved one of the most savage cold snaps that this withered island has ever faced. Now I know that I am not one to talk bbbb uuuuuu tttttttt
WHEN IN THE FUCK IS YOUR ALBUM COMING OUT DIRTY DIKE?
Oh March? Is it? safe.
t
22.1.11
Who does this guy think he is...
First things first, these stickers are big. I am talking A4 or some shit. Now I know that there are shed loads of features on the release but THINK OF THE PLANET MAN! Secondly, sticking this on the pedestrian crossing could cause a potential BLOODBATH. Imagine the innocent pedestrians being wildly distracted by the killer fonts, dashing looks and all-round dopeness of this sticker and stepping out into the oncoming traffic?
THAT MINI IS GOING AT 1000MPH!!
Actually, if you look carefully at this vandalistic scene, it appears that Baxter has thought very carefully about these issues. Word on the street is that for every batch of stickers Baxter prints he (personally) plants 15 trees on the top of Primrose Hill. He is even thinking of getting a Dyson airblade in his house just so he feels less guilty about the acres of rainforest that are getting murkatronned by his sticker factory.
Also, if you look closely, Baxter has intentionally refrained from covering the illuminated 'W A I T' section of the box, firstly, as this would light up the sticker and make it look less BLAOW but also because health + safety is as important as promotion.
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19.1.11
Pre-Order Constant Dikestar NOW!
Not only can you pre-order this bangfest, but you can also get your grubby hands on Rinse Out Friday/Spack Out Monday and both Fliptrix albums from HERE.
18.1.11
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11.1.11
WHERE'S THE DOOBIE?
This is what myself, Baxter, Dike, Sammy B-Side and Fliptrix were doing when the feds decided to pull us over on our way back from a recent Soul Cellar gig in Southampton.
Every single thing in this video is exactly the same as our journey back from Southampton. The only differences being that the people in the video are not us and we were driving in the ladybird and not a van. Apart from that this is exactly what happened.
PAR.
Every single thing in this video is exactly the same as our journey back from Southampton. The only differences being that the people in the video are not us and we were driving in the ladybird and not a van. Apart from that this is exactly what happened.
PAR.
10.1.11
Scrumpy Jack - Music 2 Shitt Two!?
Right, I'm coming back from a lengthy spell on the sidelines. Injury plagued my old laptop. Now I am back so I'm a little late on what's been hyped already. Then I clocked this right here - Scrumpy Jack has clearly been smashing it for years. If you don't know - then you should.
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