It is actually kind of deep to hear that Phil Collins can no longer physically hold drumsticks to clatter the pans anymore. Apparently he has to sellotape the sticks to his hands in order to muster a measley boom boom clack.

However, this is probably due to the massive wodges of cash that he carries around throwing at stuff just for jokes. I hear he killed a swan with a fiffty faaaaazand paaaaand bundle in a park one time.

Anyway, I would like to take this opportunity to say BIG UP to Phil for everything he has done for music. I have definitely dry humped a girl while listening to this...

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