1 - Evergreen Trees: Any tree that has foliage that persists and remains green throughout the year. Perfect for rain cover and warmth. You can climb these fuckers easy too.
2 - Willow Trees : Any tree of the deciduous genus Salix having usually narrow leaves, unisexual flowers borne in catkins, and strong lightweight wood. Usually found near Tesco superstores so gang can go and buy you water and swiss rolls to reduce the effects of the whitey.
3 - Ash Trees : Ash trees are a deciduous pinnate-leaved ornamental or timber trees of the genus Fraxinus. Mostly found on slopes for a perfect whitey-lie-down-recovery-session.
4 - Dogwood Trees : A tree of the genus Cornus often having showy flower-like bracts, known for its hard wood. Fun to look at when you are white and bogging it.
5 - Olive Tree: Olive trees are cultivated largely for their edible fruit, although other olive species are grown for their foliage and wood. This species produces minute white flowers with an immature green, edible fruit that turns bluish or purplish when ripe. Direct source of olive munchies but not great rain coverage.
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