The All New SMBTV: Episode One

Shouts to Dudley

This Blog Is Not Dead. We Can Sort It.

Smoke My Blog...

Had it have been created by a tech savvy squad of highly motivated self-starters, SMBlog (as it will be referred to, henceforth) would now be flourishing in the internet's very own garden of eden. Hits is what a blog needs to photosynthesise, and we must drench its roots in brand new posts to feed it.

However, SMBlog was not grown in the correct manner. SMBlog has become an unwanted and unloved weed. Neglected by it's cruel and horticulturaly-challanged masters. I reckon we all need to get on the 15.21 SMBlog train to a town called 'Rinse'.

I say no more.

Are you a man or a mincer? Come we do this.

"Sort it or abort it" - Malcom Tucker

DJ Sugai - Allow Em

For the mix click here:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=REFX0T3M

DJ Sugai - Allow Em

New mixtape filled with hate, including our own SMB boys. Holla

Get it HERE: (just type 4 letters in top right corner)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=REFX0T3M

Looky look what we got here...

This man is our SMB accounts manager - pay us.

someone put some jokes freestyles on here!! i dont know how.

How Can Guys Go Napa And Not Bang?

Sunglasses... But are you gonna bang doe?

Contact Play - Champion Fraff. OUT SOON.

It's been a long time coming people... The debut album is going to be ready to buy buy buy as of the 8th August 2009. It should be all over iTunes and available direct from (youdun'know) the myspace (forwardslash) via PayPal.

You could of course roll up on us and fling us some pounds and we'll sort you one.

Suspect Packages. Unstoppable Force.

Your favorite bastards, Contact Play feature on this Months Suspect Packages Radio Show. Do Your Thing...


Suspect Packages Radio Show - August '09

F I N I S H H I M . . .

I know that it is a small picture....

but look at the joy that rap rap rapping brings to dirty james.

Remember this shit?

WORDPLAYERS

Word on the main lines is WordPlay is dropping in a few weeks and is ram sacked, car jaked and bolt cutted with 95% of the finest unseen british steel by many a skallywag from the United Kingdom. So you best go check that shit, don't sleep, or they might just paint ya misses and run a train on her ass... WordPlayMagazine.com

Squeeth! Singular minion pon horizon

Crawling from the compost, Jaques Crampgut surveyed the scene.
‘The fax machine is still intact, thank fuck’ he thought.
He wanted to go left, however his guts had a wildly conflicting plan,
involving a cheesegrater and a couple of sharp yet withered sticks.
Agreeing to disagree, the troubled pair spudded one another and went separate ways,
loosely arranging to meet one another at Dixies Fried Chicken and Pizza at twenty past eight.
Jaques gave his gut a helpful kick towards the rubber buckets and sharp implements it so craved,
and strode on, gutless, towards the sea.

The album is curdling neatly in pressing plant near you and will be smouldering in your tawdry arms come July. Feed with gravel three times a day and it will shit you brilliance, i shit you not

The 80s Soul Party Mix

Right. If you're into your 80's Soul, then you're in for a treat. Them Ballad Crooks have knocked up a nice little hour long set of the finest. Download this thing.

Ballad Crooks Present: The 80's Soul Party

If for some reason you aren't into 80's Soul. Go here.

'They call me Sanchez...'

Gristle Vol. 3

Sorry Baxter but 'tunes that will probably never come out on anything proper or were left half finished' is a bit long. So I hereby name all the unused offcuts and random chewy bits - 'Gristle'.

With the economy as it is I figure it only right that I remind you of those days before the recession. Me and Key get sub-prime on one of Stan Dudley's toxic assets.

Contact Play - Richie Rich

Tunes that will probably never come out on anything proper or were left half finished vol.2:

This tune isn't going to be on my album and i recorded it time ago now so if anyone wants it they can fakkinavvitt..

Jam Baxter - Grenadier


Produced by Cire AKA Shankles


Check Cires myspace for some next levelness, seriously. 'Take Over' is the first thing ive heard from him since he moved to Australia and it is huge. Click on his name up there...



Safe, album out soon blah blah blah

New Mix by DJ Sugai - "Its A Love Thing" first post on the SmokeMyBlog!

So here it is, new mixtape by me "Its A Love Thing". Not ur standard emo-hop here, takin it back to the pure classic love bangers. peep it. just type in the 4 letter security code on the top right once u follow the link:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WFUO9A69
safe

Juicing

So here it is. The official video for Juicing. A high budget summer blockbuster, no expense spared. Champion Fraff coming soon.

More Moistism

Safe, I realise that the link for Crush In The Morning doesnt work anymore so I uploaded it again and this link works now.


Moist Velvet - Crush In The Morning


Fuck Pimms this summer, its all about K Cider. There is no better accompaniment to a K Cider than Moist Velvet's 'K Cider'. This tune has already made my summer 15% better. Biggup Kerem, hopefully he doesnt mind.

Moist Velvet - K Cider

MEETING OF STYLES (JUNE 6 09 LDN)

For all you motherfuckers that fancy an alternative to the standard strawberry crusties and vegans, shake your funky arses down to the trendy sides of the big old east end. SMB's Mr SORN will be representing bringing you some perverted eye styles, get down and throw rocks at him.
Warehouse afterparty looks banging yo, don't sleep..

< click flyer for big things


The full event is now running from 10AM til 4AM in two locations.
10AM - 5PM • Daytime Graffiti Jam open to all ages - with mobile sound system - free - Summertime vibe!
5PM - 4AM • Afterparty Festival Style - fully painted warehouse - BBQ, Bar, Beats and Pieces

Pama International / No1 Station / Lazy Habits / Phuturesonic / Live

Rodney P & Skitz / Goldielocks / JFB (DMC 2007) / Danny Breaks / Reeps1 / John Hendicott / Disraeli / Captain Crunch
Master of Ceremonies - CHU-I

End of the Line is proud to host the London Meeting of Styles, showcasing the best of freehand Graffiti that the UK has to offer. We have invited a selection of the strongest painters from across the globe to collaborate with the Best of British in a live painting exhibition of epic proportions.

From 10AM-5PM artists will be painting on hoarding and walls on Bacon & Sclater Street, at the beigel end of Brick lane.

Then in the early evening the venue for the festival-style afterparty with live painting, music, food and drink will be a vast warehouse in the heart of Shoreditch, freshly painted for the event and a short walk from Brick Lane.

Ska, Hip Hop, DubStep, Roots, Beats and Pieces.

The event is brought to you by EndoftheLine in partnership with Nizim and festival favourites Chai Wallahs will be providing refreshments.

Facebook event page is:
www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=79332228459&ref=mf

Blog for the event:
endofthelinepresentsmeetingofstyles.blogspot.com/

Tickets the gigantic ticket link is:
www.gigantic.com/gigantic/home_meeting_of_styles.html

FLICKR - images of Endoftheline
www.flickr.com/photos/endoftheline/

Maps
Day time Open air graffiti jam
10-5pm on the 6th - mobile sound system, paint and beats / sclater, cygnet
and bacon street map:
maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geo...

Warehouse Afterparty 5PM to 4AM map:
maps.google.com/maps?client=safari&q=ec2a+4lg&oe=...

Revenge of the Robots...

Out of the park.... blaooooooow

Excuse me - was you saying something?

Partly inspired by a previous baxterous post I thought that this would be of interest...

Will Oldham and Zach Galifianakis endeavor to make farming gangster. I don't know about yous lot but I rate spitting bars right up in a cows grill gangster as fuck.

Is it me, or was that a whole load of fuss about nothing?

Kid genius himself giving you the truth, its ok, you can unlock your doors. Kid G isnt all health advice and concerned citizen, he can out rhyme your grandma any day of of the week. (that was meant to be a biggup but didnt work in the way i intended) check him out on http://www.myspace.com/dillakidgenius

Tunes that will probably never come out on anything proper or were left half finished vol.1:

Artem The super trooper the UKrainian masterpiece that he is has rescued my old hard drive from the edge of oblivion and i have my old mixdowns folder back. So im flinging out some shit that you might as well have. bump it if neccessary. Its peppermince people! old bars, jimmy whagwan on the buttons SMB yaheard?

Contact Play - Peppermince

We swore that this shit would never get out.

This video epitmoses two things...

1 - Terrible emceeing - and -

2 - Ultimate aggs uncontrollableness.

Trevor Nelson isn't ready.




Peep the costune changes - an essential part of covering up the fact that ones bars are poopendecker.

Contact Play at Rhythm Factory 26th May

Rhythm Factory next tuesday, it finishes by 11:30 so all my 9 to 5 crew have no excuse, im gonna be dragging myself into "the fucking office" on wednesday too. Me Dike Key and Bosh are all reaching. Come have joke.

SMBTV Volume 1 featuring Jay Madden TT

Yeah! After about 50 failed attempts to do SMBTV volume one on Bosh's crisp flipcam, I decided to upload the 51st failed attempt to record SMBTV volume one on Bosh's crisp flipcam. Cos I figure we'll keep failing, like the failures we are, there would be more bars but Kulez waded in on Kulez time. Theres bare more footage from the night, but I cant post it until I work out how to edit out the bit where I said something controversial. It cant be too hard. Anyway, Jay Madden is heavy, you can download his free pre album by clicking here.

Come see us play at the Rhythm Factory in Aldgate next tuesday the 26th of May with The IRS, Rhyme Asylum and Baron Samedi. I'll post the flyer up soonly. Brap zoop etc.

Moist Velvet - Crush in the Morning

Kerem would be a tiny bit brewing if he knew I posted this, but its too rinsing. Moist Velvet is a one man four man 80s Soul outfit spearheaded by the smoothest man in PG, Kerem Fraiche. Instead of posting all the tunes like I want to, im just gonna post one, Crush in the Morning. He might wanna crush in the morning.

Moist Velvet - Crush in the Morning

Get Involved!

Oh yeah SMB are playing at Secret Garden Party so if you're not reaching then please reach.