SUNNYVALE IS BASICALLY CHINTON.

This is exactly what life was like in Chinton. Literally the ONLY difference is that there is no footage of a game of heads and volleys in this video.

NO FUCKING LIE - we used to make mad scrilla and buy all the feasts and twisters Fourbouys would sell us.

IT'S TIGHTT TUUH TUHH TUHHUT HTTTUUH TTUUHH TUYYYTIGHT.

Verb T Feat Graziella - Bounce With Me

There is no question that this is one of the smoothest joints that my ears have ingested in a long, long while.

The production, bars and vocals are so soulful that I feel like smoking a massive zut even though I know it would definitely induce some degree of paranoid schizophrenia.

The one thing that is really fucking with me is where this video was shot. I know I have been to the land of the stone dinosaurs before (those stone dinosaurs leave a permanent imprint on a 7 year old's memory) but I cannot for the love of me think where it is - Alexandra Palace maybe?

On that note, the first person to name the location of Verb's latest vid wins a nang prize!!!



LAZERBEAMS

CLAP

Mr Monch is one of the finest lyricists / social commentators and conceptualist wordsmitharians in the game. He reminds me of the Rawkus days which were FUCKING SPECTACULAR.

This is the new video from his impending third solo album 'W.A.R. (We Are Renegades)'. Calling this a music video doesn't really do it justice, it is more a short film of UTTERLY EPIC PROPORTIONS. Mr Monch is coming with the goods far more regularly now in comparison to what felt like the 20 year wait between 'Internal Affairs' and 'Desire'.

LIMBO

FOLK Vs BAXTER

looks like this.

EXCLUSIVE!!!!

Edward Scissortongue - 1/5th of Contact Play and a total longout is making an album - a solo one. Special guests include ... me and Contact Play and (hopefully) Dom Wilson on the whistle. maybe Minh on the ukelele but probably not as he is a cock.

Everyone seems to think that I am long and lazy and shit and poor and basically Burnley fc and they are completely right (except for Chris Eagles - he has twinkle toes). What they fail to realise is that I am actually ON IT (just secretly) like flying a kite in the dark.

Here is the proof - reams of ^ PHOTOGRAPHIC ^ EVIDENCE ^ ! ^ ! ^ Think about it - would someone head all the way to Glasgow to turn a bunch of tracks into a fully functional musical something with messir Lamplighter if we didn't mean business?

There are (on average) 757,000 pieces in a jigsaw puzzle - I have collected twelve thusfar - get to know.

BIG UP BIG LAMP!!

Street Fighter V reveals new characters!!!

L-R: Ken, Scissortongue, Ryu.

Arthur Buxton

is creating wonderful things on the reggatonies at the minute. Not that he wasn't before - it's just I only just found out about his surreptitious brilliance.

Anyway's clock his blogspot for more wizardry.



CONTACT PLAY VECTOR PORTRAITS IN THE PIPELINE!!

Q-UNIQUE...

reminds me of a character from Tron Legacy in this video having a frisbee fight (and this is not a bad thing one fucking bit). Dike showed me this and i was like DAYYYYME - hang on a minute, I am Dike.

The joy it brings to this guy...

Not sure about the yiddo graf in the back there though.

Johnny 5

I would love to see Necro and this guy do a tune. DEATHMURDERKILLKILLROBOTBARS.

NIGHTBREED

WAS ILL.

FUCK YOU VASE.

JOHANNES SCHAFF ...

is a London based filmmaker who lives well near the venue that all my SMB mans nearly got batted and chained by a gang of mans who took offence to Dike's MASSIVE GOB.

CLICK ME NOW!

He makes fantastic shorts, feature films, conceptual thingammejigs but most recently, an utterly nanananananananananananng music video for Florida based artist Dominique Young Unique.



Have a go on this and tell me she isn't captivating.

GET UP ON MY BLOCK AND YOU CAN FEEL THIS GLOCK!!!!!!!!

Yeezy Taught You Well.

BANG BANG SKEET SKEET

REACH.

First 50 people that come with the mums get in free. 

Midas touch finger poke straight to the retina 64

I used to work in computer games - it was dope (ish). There is something fairly special about working in a place where pretty much everything you do contributes to something that is not real - I was into it. Sitting in meetings discussing axes, new powerups and powerful chinese crime syndicates who-steal-credit-card-details-in-order-to-set-up-automated-accounts-that-illegally-macro-in-game-gold-pieces-that-are-then-sold-for-real-money-on-the-black-market are jokes meetings to be in.

Then again it is all a massive pile of pixelated shit, is it not?

If you were to ask me right now what I was going on about I would struggle to give you a straight answer, however, what I do know is that this post exists to document the work of a musician who I rate up there with the greats - Dilla, Premier, Hi-tek, RZA, Mr Avocado - the heavyweights.

His name is Grant Kirkhope and he looks quite like Daykin.

This guy's opus is the score for the Nintendo N64's most iconic and (arguably) best release EVER - Goldeneye 64. Just check this out for a game synopsis...

"The player assumes the role of James Bond as he fights to prevent a syndicate from using a satellite weapon against London to cause a global financial meltdown."

UMMMM SEE INTO THE FUCKING FUTURE MUCH?

Now i'm not really one for the whole James Bond franchise and I certainly don't own one of the breezeblock boxsets that you can buy off massive crates in the entrance of HMV (and not just because you need a forklift truck to get one to the checkout) - I also think Daniel Craig looks like a right twat jumping in between cranes in his Specially fitted Sunspel polo shirt, but enough about all that - I just back Goldeneye 64 as arguably the dopest game I have ever played.

Remember Donkey Kong Mode? Paintball mode? Getting shot to death over and over and over again? Remember all out war with anything up to 4 players and getting branded "Most cowardly" and "Where's the body armour?" Remember how it was actually illegal to play as Oddjob?

All ^ of ^ these ^ things ^ were ^ dope, but the standout element of this juvenile analog stickswivelling activity was the musical score of which I have tracked down a page which has EVERY SINGLE TRACK ON IT!!!!!!

Dirty Dike and myself have had energetic conversations in the past about doing a Goldeneye mixtape - quite possibly the raddest idea ever - and I am fairly confident it will happen in the next 20-30 years. I just need to hit a 187 on a snooker table, bowl a perfect 300 at tenpin and become the best maker of a toad in the hole this side of Chiswick first.

PS - If anyone steals this idea and makes said mixtape then you are gay but I am not sweating it as I know that OUR MIXTAPE WILL BE BETTER THAN YOURS.

Next week - Pilotwings.

AINT NO PARTY LIKE A CP PARTY.

YOUR NAME'S NOT DANNN YOU'RE NOT COMIIINNG INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. ESPECIALLY NOT YOU...

GINGENIE

Props to David Bowie's prodigal fictional bar spitting son.



The ROFLCOPTER / OXFORD SCHOLAR / PROPER TOSSER combo is the dope tonic.

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These bitches...

ALWAYS SEE EVERYTHING MY BROTHER...

BLAOW.

DR DRE...

would you kindly put out a new album rather than spending all your time MAKING LAPTOPS, ENGINEERING HEADPHONES AND EATING STEROIDS?

THIS IS SOME BULLLLLLSHIT.

It is actually kind of deep to hear that Phil Collins can no longer physically hold drumsticks to clatter the pans anymore. Apparently he has to sellotape the sticks to his hands in order to muster a measley boom boom clack.

However, this is probably due to the massive wodges of cash that he carries around throwing at stuff just for jokes. I hear he killed a swan with a fiffty faaaaazand paaaaand bundle in a park one time.

Anyway, I would like to take this opportunity to say BIG UP to Phil for everything he has done for music. I have definitely dry humped a girl while listening to this...

Be Very Afraid.

When he's not killing it with impressions of Arnold Schwarzenegger or smashing the pasty out of shottys, BVA MC is churning out bad boy lyrics. He's just dropped his first solo EP so go buy it. And after the drop cop the free download of 'Lost Leafs'. 9 tracks of unreleased Leaf Dog material featuring a remix of 'R.L.D.' with Contact Play all up on it.

Suave Debonair - IT Dave

Massive new video from TT representative, Suave Debonair (aka Kid Genius). The video features a jokes cameo from super producer Naive. PEEP IT.

Suave Debonair - IT Dave (Teaser)

If you don't know about IT Dave you will soon. Video imminent, here's the teaser...

FYI

Big Review.

Their performance received mixed reactions and went on a bit long, but my opinion is they were dope and someone should send me the CD. Check them out on myspace.

A Shaved Tiger.