"Shaquille O'Neal has announced that he is set to retire from the NBA. The 39-year-old Boston Celtics centre posted a video on his Twitter page saying he was bringing an end to his 19-year career."
It's probably just me thinking this... But after a glittering career at the top level of one of America national sports. After staring in several movies and gaining worldwide fame. After having a quite frankly rubbish computer game for the Sega Mega Drive (Shaq-Fu - literally, well shit). After releasing a number of rap albums. After grinding with P. Diddy (4.06) and featuring in the music video with the most slow-motion celebrity-cameo close-ups ever made. Just how long will it be before he goes O.J. and kills somebody?