Teenager 'sells kidney for iPad'

Little Zheng (aka Ed Scissortongue) has been shotting his vital organs for technology. There is no app for waste excretion or blood pressure regulation... Also with the rate that Apple are churning out new shit this guy is going to have nothing left. What happens when the iPhone 10 comes out and all you've got left is your pancreas and a testicle?

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