Flavor Flav's new chain.

This is A FUCKING MASSIVE RAT. I reckon it could knock a pitbull out. It clearly came from the Thieves Forest out of the Princess Bride and found itself in South Africa where it decided to start eating babies. Why you might ask? Because they taste better than scraps of shitty munch and rubbish and stuff I reckon.

The trouble is I always thought Splinter was all about zen and harmony and respecting all living things. Maybe Krang pushed him over the edge after raising the Terrordrome for the 700th time.

Anyway - in homage to this hench baby eating maafucker.

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