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28.3.11

PLEASE BE PATIENT!!

Fresh out of the recovery position and into the fire.

So the Smokemybeef blog is two years old and like any other two year old it has just about figured out how to walk to the fridge to get another beer, roll a backflip in the dark and get banned from Outlook. Still, at least this milestone has got certain peeps interested again and word on the street is that Dirty Dike (definitely), Jammy B (hopefully) and Mr Key (unlikely) are all jumping back on the posting bandwagon!!

The jury is still out on whether to give Sammy B-Side posting rights.

I
am
thinking
NO.

Now I know that Ronnie B and myself have been piping on about competitions and giveaways and nangness and other dope shit, but you guys are just going to have to hold on a little longer before we pick our winners. We have been inundated, literally INUNDATED with entries. Here is a picture of our secretary Marilyn with the piles of evidence...



To keep you interested while we sift through the letters and emails and sign for all the recorded deliveries and take all the little diddy rolled up entries off of carrier pigeon's ankles, here is some footage of Don Vito going nuts...

27.3.11

Nahmean?















If you haven't clocked 'Big Ghost Chronicles', then do so. Quickly. I'm still undecided if its an elaborate fake or if Ghostface has really been battering the blogosphere. But either way it's funny as a fat chick falling over. In his most recent post, Starks dishes out the Pretty Toney Awards. Categories include 'Hottest Chick In The Game', 'Baddest White Broad Alive', 'Most Garbage Ass Nigga Breathin' and 'The Gay Merlin Award'. Namsayin.

And for absolutely no other reason than it being nang...

25.3.11

TRUCK PAR.

Two

24.3.11

It's coming...

23.3.11

Telemachus Ft. Roc Marciano - Scarecrows



Here's Chemo smashing it like a plates at a greek wedding. Roc Marciano delivering a fresh sack of deepness. The limited edition 7" is apparently going like hotcakes...

22.3.11

DIRTY DIKE Vs BROKEN-CULTURE



Dikestar has only gone and jumped on the interview roundabout with this supremely entertaining read. I don't know about you lot but Dike sounds like he was a right little BASTARD when he was a kid.

My favourite quote by a country mile...

"I started getting HHC and putting the posters on my wall and bumping Onyx “Slam” whilst waving a bb gun in the air."

CLICK HERE

Get your rat out.



October 2007 was a big month.

Jam Baxter...



memorable update master.

21.3.11

I have always...



rated this dude's flow.

20.3.11

Just a heads up...

I will mash you at ping pong.

Dirty Dike - Misplaced (Prod By.184)



BUY.

You want stuff. We've got stuff.

Scissortongue said that he's going to dash some free stuff at followers, I said I'm going to do the same. Then after doing some tedious admin to make this blog more nang FOR YOU - I noticed that its the SmokeMyBlog's 2nd birthday on Friday. It probably makes sense to do the do in honour of us waffling to no one but ourselves for a couple of years.

We got CDs out the ass. Stickers for days. Dirty Dike has promised to add his lucky underpants to the prize fund. Mr. Key is going to make you the omelette of your choice. I'm in talks with Baxter about him auctioning an evening with Smackbot (The robot sent back from the future to write his bars for him).

But there ain't nothing free in this life... And here's where you start paying... IN MEAT. I want to see some pictures or videos of you weirdos enjoying SMB and meat, in equal measure. The redder, the better. So send your meat based media to smokemyblog@gmail.com.

5 top guys will get all of the good stuff.

19.3.11

I well want to visit New York.



I haven't been before.

RAEKWON THE CHEF...

Verb T the enforcer, Jammy Bacharach, Fliptrix the giant and DJ MADNICE represented x1000 at the HMV Forum last night as support to Raekwon the chef.

This is what it looked like from where I was standing - hopefully Sugai can stick some videos up at some point so we can see what it both moved and sounded like...





DAS WAS ZEHR GUT, ZEHR ZEHR GUT.

Ronnie Bosh's rhymebook...

17.3.11

16.3.11

RIP NATE DOGG



Nonsense aside, I would just like to say RIP NATE DOGG.

Of all the musical movements that have made their way across the pond since my ears got passionate about music, the Long Beach G-funk era is up there as arguably the most profound. Nate Dogg will always be remembered as the most iconic 'voice' in rap.

LEAFY: "He was the bruce lee of hip hop singing." Spot on.

RIP

Your Mum...


ra.

15.3.11

CONGRATULATIONS BRYAN!!!


BIG BRYAN GOT MAD GAME!!!!!

It is a statistical fact that if you are responsible for 92.75% of all the love ballads that exist on this planet that you will (one day) impregnate a female. All of that unadulterated rhymebook lust merchanting has come good for the Prince of Thieves LEGEND at the tender age of 51.

I remember selling loads of FULLY DOPE toys at a car boot sale when I was about 8 in order to raise money for my sister's secondary school uniform costs (man my family were gay) back in the day. They raked it in - I single handedly funded her PE kit, and the one thing I got as a thank you was 'Everything I do' on cassette single. I am trying to sound pissed off about this, but at the time I WAS FUCKING LOVING THAT TAPE!!!

listen-and-flip-and-listen-and-flip-and-listen-and-flip-and-flip-and...

17 WEEKS AT NUMBER ONE YO!!!!!!

Anyways, back to the matter at hand...

"BRYAN ADAMS is to become a dad for the first time - at the age of 51".

THE SONGS THIS KID IS GOING TO WRITE - I LITERALLY CANNOT FUCKING WAIT FOR THAT SHIEEIEIITITITITITTTTTTTTT.

OFWGKTA



I am not even for a second going to front on the efforts of Pitchfork for their recent Odd Future dissertation. Whoever wrote said thesis should be some sort of occupational therapist who improves rappers mental wellbeing by dissecting their EACH-AND-EVERY-MOTHERFUCKING-BAR.

"hmmmmmmm I think by spitting that bar there about congealing vaseline stuffed crust go-karting concubines represents your desire to eat more pineapples on wednesday evenings and that you actually fancy your sister hmmmm hmmmmmm".

"hhmhmmhmhmhmhmhm it is clear to me that you used sepia tones in your new video because you are Katie Price and Eric Cantona's lovechild and probably have fourteen toes on your left hand hmhmhmmhmmmmmm"

FUCK THAT SHIT DAWG...

What these folk have done, however, is compile a definitive list of the entire OFWGKTA back catalogue.

THESE GUYS GRIND OUT ALBUMS QUICKER THAN I GET THROUGH SEASONS OF LOST AND THAT IS QUICK AS FUCK.

So here is the UTTER goldmine of linkadinks suckas - I think it is sound advice to download them all and listen to them all - I think you will rate them as highly as the rest of the planet seems to at the minute, but you know me, I have had these mixtapes since 1996 as I am from the future but have travelled back in time as well.

Dirty Dike - Never Seen A Reason



If you play this tune backwards it contains a secret recipe for curing your own bacon... FACT. Buy Constant Dikestar. He's got a mouth to feed.

14.3.11

GET MASHED OR DIE TRYING TOUR

Coming soon to a France near you... 

SUNNYVALE IS BASICALLY CHINTON.



This is exactly what life was like in Chinton. Literally the ONLY difference is that there is no footage of a game of heads and volleys in this video.

NO FUCKING LIE - we used to make mad scrilla and buy all the feasts and twisters Fourbouys would sell us.

IT'S TIGHTT TUUH TUHH TUHHUT HTTTUUH TTUUHH TUYYYTIGHT.

13.3.11

Verb T Feat Graziella - Bounce With Me

There is no question that this is one of the smoothest joints that my ears have ingested in a long, long while.

The production, bars and vocals are so soulful that I feel like smoking a massive zut even though I know it would definitely induce some degree of paranoid schizophrenia.

The one thing that is really fucking with me is where this video was shot. I know I have been to the land of the stone dinosaurs before (those stone dinosaurs leave a permanent imprint on a 7 year old's memory) but I cannot for the love of me think where it is - Alexandra Palace maybe?

On that note, the first person to name the location of Verb's latest vid wins a nang prize!!!



LAZERBEAMS

CLAP

Mr Monch is one of the finest lyricists / social commentators and conceptualist wordsmitharians in the game. He reminds me of the Rawkus days which were FUCKING SPECTACULAR.

This is the new video from his impending third solo album 'W.A.R. (We Are Renegades)'. Calling this a music video doesn't really do it justice, it is more a short film of UTTERLY EPIC PROPORTIONS. Mr Monch is coming with the goods far more regularly now in comparison to what felt like the 20 year wait between 'Internal Affairs' and 'Desire'.

11.3.11

LIMBO

FOLK Vs BAXTER


looks like this.