GOD SPOKE WORDS THAT MADE SENSE TO ME

Oliver the van is coming to a crack house near you. It is fair to say that there is not a single safe strip of tar mac left on the planet.

I spent a chunk of my Sunday driving around the countryside on a mission to find a farm in a village called 'Washaway'. Once said farm had been located the hidden treasures that unsurfaced did not disappoint.

Aside from the van itself being a pile of vehicular rudeness, I found myself immersed in all sorts of strange signs and signals that were screaming out to me BUY THIS VAN AND BUY IT NOW.

The dude in the picture is called Oliver AND SO IS THE VAN!!!!!!

enough said.



AND LOOK AT HIS FUCKING JUMPER!!!!